Hello lovely people of tumblr and welcome to one of the greatest fricking blogs of all time! (( im not overly confident in myself at all )) I post mainly homestuck fanart, Anime such as Death note, Pokemon or other addicting games, funny sarcastic bits, hot babes of all types, and anything that makes me smile or pulls at my heart strings. Please feel free to talk to me rather its just by a cute little message or even anon hate i dont care...its just nice to hear from yah <3

 

kisu-no-hi:

milesupshur:

too turnt w/ this baguette

Damn it, Bioshock did their researches right!
This is what everyone does in France. We wake up at 7am, go on the streets and dance together with our baguettes for 20 minutes at least to honor the baguette god.

kisu-no-hi:

milesupshur:

too turnt w/ this baguette

Damn it, Bioshock did their researches right!


This is what everyone does in France.
We wake up at 7am, go on the streets and dance together with our baguettes for 20 minutes at least to honor the baguette god.

Anonymous asked
john, watch out! jade has a plan for pranking you!!

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EB: id like to see her try

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GG: please john youre not going to do anything!
GG: you and i both know that i can prank you anytime i want to :P
GG: youre just too afraid to admit it!!!

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EB: is that so?
EB: that what ever am i going to do with these?
EB: itd be a real shame to let them go to waste!

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GG: try me!! 

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EB: i guess ill just have to use these ones too
EB: your hair was so pretty, too!

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GG: look what i just found
GG: shame these were good movies :(

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EB: poor powerpuff girls
EB: they had such a life to live, too!

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GG: oh john look at all the pictures and text messages you told me never to post >:)

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EB: what?!
EB: no jade dont! please!
EB: i surrender, just dont post those!!

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GG: VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

whelpsandhelps:

solluxdickbee:

mistletoemeenah:

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bro-striders-booty:

mspoffin:

shaleimp:

shaleimp:

homestuck au where there’s only one bottle of hair gel left and they all have to share it

to be honest i think there would be an attempt to ration it at first but then cronus and dirk would start beating the @#!*% out of each other for it

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jOHN

kurloz ..

kaRKAT

IM GONNA

Dirk is silently plotting to lock himself in the bathroom with the bottle 

gamzee’s hair defies logic 

(Source: matesprit)

jeedies:

"Read any good business books lately?"
"Yeah, it’s all about past and current politics."
"What’s it called?"

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egdork7771 asked
will you write something about "Dear person i had/have a crush on"?? i would love to hear a story from you :)

ahh yes i would. srrry if this is late or whatever….tumblr thinks i never have new messages…>.> 

Hmm..going to do dear person I have a crush on just cause my crushes in the past all ended super depressing and would rather this be sweet then all “oh shitttt” ^.^

Dear person i have a crush on:

From the moment i met you i already knew i had screwed up big time. At the time i was so blinded by fear and the demon called depression that i instantly judged you and didint see that your best friend in which i was dating was the only one you trusted to talk to. Your friend wasint the nicest to me and to this day i am still not sure if what we considered to be a relationship then, was even a proper relationship. I will leave it at that. Though things were hard for me i was glad when our friend group got back together and i got to know you more on a personal level. I enjoyed staying after school for a few hours with you and my so called ex….fooling around and trying to touch your hand or hug you any chance i could. Im sorry if i scared you at all. Im not the best with people….but by far that day we decided to walk down to the train tracks by your house with my sister and my phone died…yahh i got yelled at that but it was sure a crap ton of fun. I think that was the day i decided i really cared for you as a person. When everyone else left and you stayed with me and my sister, somewhat by force, until we found a phone was in my books super sweet. And of course your love for animals diding hurt. Now we talk online a lot and hang in person every now and then, you know i like you and well im somewhat certain you like me too…with calling me cute and what not *wink wink* I would still very much like to show you more of my world. Take you to the stable, in other words my other family, and take you out on that date you promised me…But for now joking around with you online and seeing you sea foam eyes at school is enough for me. 

~Daves-Potato

((hope that was ok haha ^.^))

sixpenceee:

I received so many messages to make this! And so I finally did. I’m only putting the freakiest of all the stories.
STORIES THAT RECEIVED THE MOST INTENSE REACTIONS
Here are stories I’ve posted. I get them mostly from reddit no sleep (not every story here is from there however). They’ve received intense reactions from tumblr and reddit users alike. Some of them maybe long but trust me every word is worth it. 
Betsy the Doll: most popular creepy story I’ve post, I’ve received the most insane reactions from you guys about this story
Annie96 is typing: an interactive chat story, nothing will pop out at you but the screen shakes a bit. the ending creepy a lot of people out.
My father’s long, long legs: another interactive spooky story
I found a girl I knew in a porno: extremely sickening, going to put a huge trigger warning here for the horrifying NSFW concepts
Dr.Ramsey stalker story: some people have twisted minds, and what makes this even more horrifying is how the user who posted this claimed these are real life events
Autopilot: voted the most popular no sleep reddit story
630-296-7536: what’s horrifying about this is how when you call the number you hear the exact same terrifying message as said in the story. It honestly works.
Something off in my basement: a story written by horror writer Cliff Barlow. It’s both upsetting and terrifying. 
String Theory: this one really makes you think
The story of her holding an orange: while the creepiness isn’t apparent at first to some, many found it psychologically twisting
The girl in the log: tumblr users really liked this story, while it is haunting it has a sweet ending
The shadow web: what’s really freaky about this is that it based on the real concept of something called the deep web
True Schizophrenia Story: a terrifying look into someone’s real hallucinations
Grandpa’s 2nd Voice: what makes it haunting is how there are true cases of this story
Lunch: don’t read this while eating is all I can tell you
Why I didn’t shower for 21 years: beautifully written and you probably won’t want to be alone in a bathroom after this
Conversation over skype: when I first read this one I got shivers down my spine, talk about a twist
World’s Best Psychologist: this really messes with your minds and leaves you more questions than answers
The Creature: it knows. it knows everything.
MOST POPULAR STORIES ON CREEPY PASTA
The first time I found out about this site was my junior year of high school. After reading a couple stories, I was so incredibly terrified I vowed never to go back. But ofcourse that didn’t last for so long, because they are so addicting. 
Psychosis
Tulpa
Russian Sleep Experiment 
Squidward’s Suicide
Jeff the Killer
Candle Cove
Mr. Widemouth
Rugrats theory
Lightning
Crawlspace
You can view a ratings index of all creepy pasta stories here. They are numbered from most spooky to least spooky. Have fun ;)
SHORT ONES
These are only a paragraph or two long.
Night subway ride
The red wristband 
Man in my house
Comforting mother
Creepiest things children have said
Bloody Mary
Mom
My daughter’s birthday
2 sentence horror stories
9 word horror story
Berlin war
Eyes all red
As more and more creepy stories are written or if I discover anymore cool ones,  I will be posting them! Please look back my freaky story section for updates on stories!

sixpenceee:

I received so many messages to make this! And so I finally did. I’m only putting the freakiest of all the stories.

STORIES THAT RECEIVED THE MOST INTENSE REACTIONS

Here are stories I’ve posted. I get them mostly from reddit no sleep (not every story here is from there however). They’ve received intense reactions from tumblr and reddit users alike. Some of them maybe long but trust me every word is worth it. 

Betsy the Doll: most popular creepy story I’ve post, I’ve received the most insane reactions from you guys about this story

Annie96 is typing: an interactive chat story, nothing will pop out at you but the screen shakes a bit. the ending creepy a lot of people out.

My father’s long, long legs: another interactive spooky story

I found a girl I knew in a porno: extremely sickening, going to put a huge trigger warning here for the horrifying NSFW concepts

Dr.Ramsey stalker story: some people have twisted minds, and what makes this even more horrifying is how the user who posted this claimed these are real life events

Autopilot: voted the most popular no sleep reddit story

630-296-7536: what’s horrifying about this is how when you call the number you hear the exact same terrifying message as said in the story. It honestly works.

Something off in my basement: a story written by horror writer Cliff Barlow. It’s both upsetting and terrifying. 

String Theory: this one really makes you think

The story of her holding an orange: while the creepiness isn’t apparent at first to some, many found it psychologically twisting

The girl in the log: tumblr users really liked this story, while it is haunting it has a sweet ending

The shadow web: what’s really freaky about this is that it based on the real concept of something called the deep web

True Schizophrenia Story: a terrifying look into someone’s real hallucinations

Grandpa’s 2nd Voice: what makes it haunting is how there are true cases of this story

Lunch: don’t read this while eating is all I can tell you

Why I didn’t shower for 21 years: beautifully written and you probably won’t want to be alone in a bathroom after this

Conversation over skype: when I first read this one I got shivers down my spine, talk about a twist

World’s Best Psychologist: this really messes with your minds and leaves you more questions than answers

The Creature: it knows. it knows everything.

MOST POPULAR STORIES ON CREEPY PASTA

The first time I found out about this site was my junior year of high school. After reading a couple stories, I was so incredibly terrified I vowed never to go back. But ofcourse that didn’t last for so long, because they are so addicting. 

Psychosis

Tulpa

Russian Sleep Experiment 

Squidward’s Suicide

Jeff the Killer

Candle Cove

Mr. Widemouth

Rugrats theory

Lightning

Crawlspace

You can view a ratings index of all creepy pasta stories here. They are numbered from most spooky to least spooky. Have fun ;)

SHORT ONES

These are only a paragraph or two long.

Night subway ride

The red wristband 

Man in my house

Comforting mother

Creepiest things children have said

Bloody Mary

Mom

My daughter’s birthday

2 sentence horror stories

9 word horror story

Berlin war

Eyes all red

As more and more creepy stories are written or if I discover anymore cool ones,  I will be posting them! Please look back my freaky story section for updates on stories!